No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.