She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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