Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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