Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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