Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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