question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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