She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
How's work?
Spinning.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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