Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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