I think i peed on brittanys purse
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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