so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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