Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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