But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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