So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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