there was a trapeze. enough said
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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