I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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