they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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