i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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