you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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