My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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