just come out here and I will go home with you...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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