the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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