Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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COCAINE IS GR8
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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