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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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