I'd wear matching sweaters with you
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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