Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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