You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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