bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?