There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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