Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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