I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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