when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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