So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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