He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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