dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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