if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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