I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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