i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
