escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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