Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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