So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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