Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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