Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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