If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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