All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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