i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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