I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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