I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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