if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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