what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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