I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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