he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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