Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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