I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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