I am puke
I think I am morally bankrupt
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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