The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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