I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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