some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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