Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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