I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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