I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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