Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
you had me at cake vodka
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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