question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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